50 Years of Not Giving a Damn T-Shirt — Funny 50th Birthday Tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings dry humor and easy comfort together. The bold front print reads like a badge: AUTHENTIC / 50 YEARS / OF NOT GIVING A DAMN — a clean, minimalist layout in black that stands out on soft, washed fabric. It feels lived-in from the first wear: heavy-weight cotton with a roomy cut that drapes without clinging. Wear it to low-key birthday hangs, backyard barbecues, or when you just want your outfit to speak for you without saying much. The sewn-in label and durable double-needle stitching mean it will keep its shape and edge wash after wash. Available in many colors and extended sizes, this tee works for anyone who appreciates straightforward, sarcastic charm and a shirt that gets comfier over time.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for everyday durability
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for strength and clean look
- Sizes S–4XL with sewn-in label; pre-shrunk to hold its shape
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean